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*My mom was in the store

~And there was a duck

*The duck was very stupid

~And it was a duck

*The duck stole grapes

~It ate the grapes

*But then it wanted lemonade

~So he said to a man running a stand hey ba ba ba got any lemonade

*The man said “No, we only have dirt in cups”

~The duck said BISH IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MA FUCKING LEMONADE I WILL TELL EVERYONE ON YOUTUBE INSTAGRAM TWITTER AND FACEBOOK THAT CHU ARE SELLING DIRT IN A CUP AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW CUZ BISH I GOT MORE FOLLOWERS THEN THE ACCOUNT YOU SHARE WITH YOUR DYING STEP MOM

*Then the man said “fine follow me to get lemonade”

~Then the duck said ok!

*The man got a jug of lemonade and gave it to the duck.

~The duck drank it and became frisk

*Frisk then went to a long forgotten land

~And was filled with determination

*She then discovered she was in ponyville

~And became flufflepuff

*Fluffle puff then went on an adventure for christalist

~Christalist wasn’t there because she was being held hostage by your mom

*Chrysalis then became an awesome albino dragon

~And your mom turned out to be twilight turning everyone into friendship darth vaders

*Then all the Darth Vader’s saw rainbow dash and they all died

~Then flufflepuff and christalist went to the land of drunk cats

*There is where they met grumpy cat

~Who turned into doge and said meaning of life must create many discoverys until nyan cat casted rainbows on him and made him talk while he was a rainbow and said what is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is create to discover to shape the world we were put on this earth to discover new things each day to shape the world for better and for worse this entire time we were staring at the meaning of life this whole time. Be nice care for people create discover and be happy

*Fluffle puff and crystal is ran away half way through doge’s first word

~And dige went back to normal and turned into a doge cake

*Then it turns out snips and snails were there and they ate the doge cake ans they both became ninjas and they tried to trap Nyan cat bit Nyan cat ppoed on there faces with rainbows and they both became two Nyan cats

~Then they teleported to flufflepuff and christalist and christalist turned out to had turned back to normal when thy entered the land of drunk cats bit no one payed attention then they went on deviantart to check out if allcopyrightpics and zoestarsseals had uploaded something new

(I accidently clicked the call button) ~Sorry accidentally clicked call

*Then they saw that AllCopyRightPics’s sister had made a deviant art account and they went to give her the lama badge

~Then they broke the fourth wall with a glass and flufflepuff talked in Morgan Freeman’s voice because she is flufflepuff and asked if zoestarsseals can uploaded this later

*Then your mom turned into an albino dragon too and pinkie pie got on her back and they flew into the sun and exploded

*The end?

~The end

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